I can't weld. I don't sing. I’m bad at data entry.

I'm qualified for nothing, except for making ads.


Freelance CD / Writer / Art Direction Intern
CURRENT | Nothing HQ, Remote
Walmart, Nemo Design, Collier.Simon, Grey NY (Modelo)

Odysseus Arms ACD
2021-2022 | Distributed, USA
The Body Shop, Toggle Insurance, Self Financial, RhinoShield, NextEvo Naturals CBD, New Belgium Brewing Company, Clos du Val, BunGun Vineyards, New Biz
Using creativity to help modern brands find their footing.
Want in on that action? Let’s talk.

Freelance Writer / (A)CD
2020 - 2021 | Nothing HQ, Remote
Odysseus Arms, Ogilvy NY, The Wonderful Company, Deutsch, The Shipyard, Gigantic Fucking Solutions, Art Of Good

160over90 (née Endeavor) ACD
2019-2020 | Los Angeles, CA
T-Mobile, T-Mobile, T-Mobile. With a pinch of Audi and Marriott.
Creative lead on 160/90's 4th largest piece of business. Oversaw a creative team of 5, increased scope 10% YOY, helped move the account from execution to idea-first partner.

Freelance Senior Copywriter / ACD
2017-2019 | Anywhere I'm needed.
Disney, Grey, Decoded, Deutsch LA, Garage Team Mazda, Taco Bell, Johnson & Johnson

Supermoon Senior Copywriter
2016 - 2017 | Los Angeles, CA
GoFundMe, TripAdvisor, Honest Company, AutoGravity, Snap Kitchen, Custom Ink, New Biz

Deutsch LA Copywriter
2014-2016 | Los Angeles, CA
Pizza Hut, Avvo, Klusterflock, Taco Bell, New Biz

The Escape Pod Copywriter
2012-2014 | Chicago, IL
Lunchables, Claussen, Toys"R"Us, Babies"R"Us, Office Max, New Biz

Yahoo! Ad Buzz Advertising Corespondent
2012 | Park City, UT
Sundance Film Festival

The Escape Pod Intern
2011 | Chicago, IL
Office Max, Claussen, Triscuit


I went to Drake University. Graduated. Didn't really enjoy it.
Took a UCB sketch class. Learned some things. Enjoyed that a lot more.


2022 WPI Impact Awards Best In Show
2022 The Drum Marketing Awards Finalist (Influencer and Partnerships)
2022 One Show Fusion Pencil Finalist
2022 ADC AwardsFusion Cube Finalist
2014 D&AD New Blood Pencil Nomination
2013 Focus Group Universally Hated
2012 ADDY Bronze
1996 Cannes Lion (Purchased on ebay)