A few years ago I hit my wife with a jet ski. Alimony is expensive. No, she didn’t divorce me but thanks for asking.

WORKED HERE
Freelance CD / Writer / Art Direction Intern
CURRENT | Nothing HQ, Remote
GUT, R/GA, DANG, Walmart, Nomadic, Nemo Design, Collier.Simon, Grey NY
Odysseus Arms ACD
2021-2022 | Distributed, USA
The Body Shop, Toggle Insurance, Self Financial, RhinoShield, NextEvo Naturals CBD, Clos du Val, BunGun Vineyards, New Biz
Short order cook using creativity to help modern brands find their footing.
Freelance Writer / (A)CD
2020 - 2021 | Nothing HQ, Remote
Odysseus Arms, Ogilvy NY, The Wonderful Company, Deutsch, The Shipyard, Gigantic Fucking Solutions, Art Of Good
160over90 (née Endeavor) ACD
2019-2020 | Los Angeles, CA
T-Mobile, T-Mobile, T-Mobile. With a pinch of Audi and Marriott.
Creative lead on 160/90's 4th largest piece of business. Oversaw a creative team of 5, increased scope 10% YOY, helped move the account from execution to idea-first partner.
Freelance Senior Copywriter / ACD
2017-2019 | Anywhere I'm needed.
Disney, Grey, Decoded, Deutsch LA, Garage Team Mazda, Taco Bell, Johnson & Johnson
Supermoon Senior Copywriter
2016 - 2017 | Los Angeles, CA
GoFundMe, TripAdvisor, Honest Company, AutoGravity, Snap Kitchen, Custom Ink, New Biz
Deutsch LA Copywriter
2014-2016 | Los Angeles, CA
Pizza Hut, Avvo, Klusterflock, Taco Bell, New Biz
The Escape Pod Copywriter
2012-2014 | Chicago, IL
Lunchables, Claussen, Toys"R"Us, Babies"R"Us, Office Max, New Biz
CURRENT | Nothing HQ, Remote
GUT, R/GA, DANG, Walmart, Nomadic, Nemo Design, Collier.Simon, Grey NY
Odysseus Arms ACD
2021-2022 | Distributed, USA
The Body Shop, Toggle Insurance, Self Financial, RhinoShield, NextEvo Naturals CBD, Clos du Val, BunGun Vineyards, New Biz
Short order cook using creativity to help modern brands find their footing.
Freelance Writer / (A)CD
2020 - 2021 | Nothing HQ, Remote
Odysseus Arms, Ogilvy NY, The Wonderful Company, Deutsch, The Shipyard, Gigantic Fucking Solutions, Art Of Good
160over90 (née Endeavor) ACD
2019-2020 | Los Angeles, CA
T-Mobile, T-Mobile, T-Mobile. With a pinch of Audi and Marriott.
Creative lead on 160/90's 4th largest piece of business. Oversaw a creative team of 5, increased scope 10% YOY, helped move the account from execution to idea-first partner.
Freelance Senior Copywriter / ACD
2017-2019 | Anywhere I'm needed.
Disney, Grey, Decoded, Deutsch LA, Garage Team Mazda, Taco Bell, Johnson & Johnson
Supermoon Senior Copywriter
2016 - 2017 | Los Angeles, CA
GoFundMe, TripAdvisor, Honest Company, AutoGravity, Snap Kitchen, Custom Ink, New Biz
Deutsch LA Copywriter
2014-2016 | Los Angeles, CA
Pizza Hut, Avvo, Klusterflock, Taco Bell, New Biz
The Escape Pod Copywriter
2012-2014 | Chicago, IL
Lunchables, Claussen, Toys"R"Us, Babies"R"Us, Office Max, New Biz
Yahoo! Ad Buzz Advertising Corespondent
2012 | Park City, UT
Sundance Film Festival
The Escape Pod Intern
2011 | Chicago, IL
Office Max, Claussen, Triscuit
2012 | Park City, UT
Sundance Film Festival
The Escape Pod Intern
2011 | Chicago, IL
Office Max, Claussen, Triscuit

LEARNED HERE
I went to Drake University. Graduated. Didn't really enjoy it.
Took a UCB sketch class. Learned some things. Enjoyed that a lot more.
Took a UCB sketch class. Learned some things. Enjoyed that a lot more.

WON THESE
2022 WPI Impact Awards Best In Show
2022 The Drum Marketing Awards Finalist (Influencer and Partnerships)
2022 One Show Fusion Pencil Finalist
2022 ADC AwardsFusion Cube Finalist
2014 D&AD New Blood Pencil Nomination
2013 Focus Group Universally Hated
2012 ADDY Bronze
1996 Cannes Lion (Purchased on ebay)
2022 The Drum Marketing Awards Finalist (Influencer and Partnerships)
2022 One Show Fusion Pencil Finalist
2022 ADC AwardsFusion Cube Finalist
2014 D&AD New Blood Pencil Nomination
2013 Focus Group Universally Hated
2012 ADDY Bronze
1996 Cannes Lion (Purchased on ebay)
